"You may say I'm a dreamer"

• What girls say: I'm fine
• What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

hungarian:

guys who get really competitive in gym are so scary like it’s just high school gym why are u soo angry that u lost a game of volleyball

(via wwworldwide)

When my parents didn’t get what I wanted from the grocery store

laugh-addict:

(Source: manda)

youputthetowelonthetable:

barryyouasshole:

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets

jalapeño business

(via funneestuff)

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

(via lamadelgey)

f0xface:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

(via billycorgans-georgeforeman)